You're An Idiot

A room temperature IQ

IQ 简直跟室温一样高。

During evolution,his ancestores were in the control group.

进化时，他的祖先肯定是当权派。（要不是走后门，他怎么能进化成人？）

Has two brains is lost and the other is out looking for it.

他有两个大脑，一个丢了，另一个去找去了。

He’s so dense,the light bends around him.

他太蠢了，光碰到他都要拐弯走。

It takes him an-hour-and-a-half to watch “60minutes”.

他要花一个半小时来观察一个小时。

If you stand close enough to him,you can hear the ocean.

如果你离他够近，你能听到大海的声音。（形容他只是没有思想的空壳，就象还边捡起的贝壳一样，从听到的只有海声。）

If you gave him a penny for his thoughts,you’d get change.

如果你用一分钱买他的想法，你还能那到找零。（他的想法真的一文不值。）